Chuck Season 3 episode 2 recap “Chuck versus the three words”
Jan 10th
Episode two starts out with someone killing someone else while on the phone with “pookie”
Sarah is talking to a friend in a club, the friend Karena (whos an undercover agent) immediately picks out that she is deeply in love with chuck..
Chuck is talking to the bearded one, who convinces him to go to the club to pick up women, and guess what he runs into Sarah there.
Later the murderer, arrives at the club, he is revealed to be carl (a different one), karena’s fiance. He has booked a dinner for two. karena who is behind for a second, reveals him to be her mark and that “spys never fall in love.”
The plan is revealed, There is a funny moment between karena and the colonel, where he is called old.
Meaningless diaolgue about karena in the breakroom occurs.
CUT TO THE BEST PART EVER:
Karena and Sarah are getting dressed, dam yous a sexy bitch playing in the background. Expect pictures of this to be everywhere on the internet, Seriously. (i have one saved on my desktop)
Chuck and sarah are now shown at the engagement party(part of the plan) Sarah is cold to chuck, and chuck tries to win her back. Karena then makes it clear (sarah isnt there) that Sarah loves Chuck to chuck.
As everyone is giving a toast chuck and sarah are sneaking around, chuck and sarah run into a moving laser grid. Sarah tells chuck to relax, promising him they will talk, chuck then flashes into ninja mode apparently. He goes and gets the weapon, accidently shrugging and setting off the laser grid. Sarah climbs up and shuts off the gas while chuck goes into a love soliloqui, and the guards are about to free him when she drops her lipstick and it distracts them long enough for her to kick their ass, as she opens the door chuck professes “I love you” then passes out in her arms.
The general tells Karena to take the weapon (which isnt named) back to langley. Sarah then asks the general for a transfer, and is denied, Karena is running from the murderer-arms dealer. She hands off the weapon to the bearded one. he gives her a flyer. Carl gets the flyer, and says hes going to kill chuck.
They show up at the bearded ones (Morgan in case you dont know) party, asking for chuck and sarah, the bearded one calls chuck, and they hurry over.
Morgan literally goes in there and hands them the case drinks the sleeping powder filled jungle juice.
The colonel cleans out the party with a hose.
After creatively ”firing” the goons, chuck gives a speech to the group cleverly saying how he loves Sarah. Karena uses this to disarm Carl.
The general prevents chuck from seeing the weapon and then with monitors off begs “shaw” to tell them.
A repartee occurs between chuck and sarah, about cleaning up.
Then a scene where morgan has had karena (And apparently is one of the best shes had) simply because he said no to her, and shes never had that happen.
Karena then gives Sarah the scene with chuck professing his love. she gushes in front of it. The i love you scene seems to bee the reason he is a spy.
Chuck Season 3 episode 1 Recap
Jan 10th
Chuck is unceremoniously fired during a training simulation where he refuses to shoot and has trouble flashing due to emotions. Cut to chuck running out of cheesey puffs, heading into the Buy-More, he runs into his old manager, mistaking him for a homeless guy, chuck manages to restrain his “chuck-fu”. Later tracking down Sarah, chuck sneaks into the club they are staking out, flashes into the realization that they are waiting for an exchange with an assassin, gets carried out screaming and tries to get back in, flashes and unwittingly knocks out a Spanish guitarist. After sneaking back in, chuck begins playing guitar (Ala the promo) and includes the interlude assassin to alert agent John Casey, we then cut outside to see the guitarist he accidently knocks out is the assassin.
Inside, a much balder assassin (he took off his wig) aims at the male target, chuck seeing the laser mistakes Sarah Walker as the target and jumps after her, she reveals the fact that its a stakeout to everyone in the room, and chuck is once again re fired. The assassin is shown walking out to see chucks nerd herd id badge.
Cut to a series of scenes that dont really matter, chuck finds out his friend is still more pathetic than he is….
The assassin confronts his manager, who threates the assassin with a can of mace in the most affiminate way possible to do so. The assasin walks away, but when he is called a pussy, he shoots him in quite possibly the most hilarious scene i have ever seen, complete with bullet hole in the left side of glasses, and undramatic funnily placed music.
Sarah walker catches up with Chuck, to say goodbye. however the assassin gets there to take them hostige, knocking out chuck for the third time in the episode.
Chuck wakes up in a jail cell type atmosphere, and the assassin, jahvier. walks in with his bald head and boots, demanding to know who chuck is. “you are extremely ripped sir”, chuck says. Then proceed to gets his ass kicked.
Flash to chuck meeting Sarah at a train station in Prague, giving her the kiss she “Didn’t imagine”, chuck says no to her in a overly dramatic scene. Chuck comes back, still unable to flash, Sarah tells him not to freak out. The assassin comes back in the room, and chuck flashes, kicking the assassins ass, they excaped and it is revealed they are in mexico…. and stereotypically, a gunfight happens. Chuck flashes some physics shit and makes a zip line happen. Caught between 3 gunmen, chuck tries to tell Sarah something, but the Colonel comes and saves them, in a chopper with the gun he mentions in the unimportant parts. Cut to the general adressing the three of them, reinstating “Operation Bartowski”. Of course right after that, chuck wants to know his new job, asking for racecar driver, which is of course a member of the nerd herd, moving in with the bearded one.. who also got his job back.
Sarah comes to talk with chuck again, and during a piano soaked confession, chuck tells her why he had to go through with trying to be a spy, and sarah admits to acting impulsively, and tells chuck off saying “your a spy now, you have to keep your feelings to yourself”.
The episode ends with chuck and the Colonel boxing to eye of the tiger, ending in a bad spoof.
Tired of Vista? Get windows 7 Free
Jan 16th
To start off, it is only a beta, so it is for a limited amount of time, and its stable, but it still may crash, so dont use this on your work computer.
You will need (or better)
- 1 GHz 32-bit or 64-bit processor
- 1 GB of system memory
- 16 GB of available disk space
- Support for DirectX 9 graphics with 128 MB memory (to enable the Aero theme)
- DVD-R/W Drive
- Internet access (to download the Beta and get updates)
- From what I have heard, you will need to start with Vista
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windows-7/beta-download.aspx
Overall, you should definately consider it for use temporarily as it has some really cool features and runs signifigantly faster.
You may find the lack of support disturbing.
We are overbought.
Dec 8th
I intend on shorting the s&p 500 first thing this morning, I dont think the market will be up above 9000 anytime soon, I think its being propped up by some buy the rumor sell the news AND ITS NEWSDAY.
The market has been opening lower and steadily gaining throught the day, I believe Today we will see this pattern reversed.
Blackrock’s CEO says people are still redeeming, and there are some that are trying to hang in there, and nobody is putting money in. Which means this rally is fake.
We are in “a bottoming process” and as such, you need to watch out for the light at the end of the tunnel as it might be a freight train.
Take your gains if your long, after all, you might have gained alot.
Proper Yiddish Phrases for a conference call.
Dec 4th
During a conference call today, Robert Toll decided to give a try at saying something in yiddish about the housing market, fasluk. This is not a yiddish word, It sounds yiddish, it isnt.
Nice Jewish boy and finance expert Scott Rothbort has told me, he probably ment Fastunken.
For future conference call references for all you ceo’s out there. Here is a list of words with their category
Broygis: Not on speaking terms.
Bubeleh: Endearing term for anyone you like regardless of age.
Bupkis: Nothing. Something totally worthless. (Literally “Beans”)
Chutzpeh: Brazenness, gall.
Cockamamie: Crazy; ludicrous
Drek: Human dung, feces, manure or excrement; inferior merchandise or work; insincere talk or excessive flattery
Farkuckt (taboo): Dungy, shitty
Farshlugginer: Refers to a mixed-up or shaken item. Generally indicates something of little or dubious value.
Feh!: Fooey, It stinks, It’s no good.
Gelt: Money
Gevalt!: Heaven Forbid! (Exclamatory in the extreme.)
Ipish: Bad odor, stink
(To) Kibbitz: To offer unsolicited advice as a spectator
Kibbitzer: Meddlesome spectator
Kish mir en toches: Kiss my backside (slang)
(A) Kitsel: Tickle
Klutz (klotz): Ungraceful, awkward, clumsy person; bungler
K’nishes: Baked dumplings filled with potato, meat, liver or barley
Kolboynik: Rascally know-it-all
K’vetsh: Whine, complain; whiner, a complainer
Leck, shmeck: Done superficially (Literally, “lick, smell”)
L’chei-im, le’chayim!: To life! (the traditional Jewish toast); To your health, skol
Mazel Tov: Good Luck (lit) Generally used to convey “congratulations”.
Mentsh: A special man or person. One who can be respected.
Meshugeh: Crazy
Meshugeneh: Mad, crazy, insane female.
Meshugener: Mad, crazy, insane man
Mish mash: Combination, mess, hodgepodge:
Mitzvah: Good deed; a gift to help one in get started in their career or future
Nebbish: A nobody, simpleton, weakling, awkward person
Nosh: Eat, snack
Nudnik: Pesty nagger, nuisance, a bore, obnoxious person
Nudje: Annoying person, badgerer (Americanism)
Oi!!: Yiddish exclamation to denote disgust, pain, astonishment or rapture
Oi, gevald: Cry of anguish, suffering, frustration or for help
Oi, Vai!: Dear me! Expression of dismay or hurt
Phooey! fooey, pfui: Designates disbelief, distaste, contempt
Plotz: To burst, fall over
Prost: Coarse, common, vulgar
Putz: Slang word for “penis.” Also used when describing someone someone as being “a jerk.”
Shikseh: Non-Jewish girl
Shiva: Mourning period of seven days observed by family and friends of deceased
Shlemiel: Clumsy bungler, an inept person, butter-fingered; dopey person
Shlep: Drag, carry or haul, particularly unnecessary things, parcels or baggage; to go somewhere unwillingly or where you may be unwanted
Shlimazel: Luckless person. Unlucky person; one with perpetual bad luck (it is said that the shlemiel spills the soup on the shlimazel!)
Shlub: A jerk; a foolish, stupid or unknowing person, second rate, inferior.
Shlump: Careless dresser, untidy person; as a verb, to idle or lounge around
Shmaltz: Grease or fat; (slang) flattery; to sweet talk, overly praise, dramatic
Shmeer: The business; the whole works; to bribe, to coat like butter
Shmendrik: nincompoop; an inept or indifferent person; same as shlemiel
Shmo(e): Naive person, easy to deceive; a goof (Americanism)
Shmuck (tabboo): Self-made fool; obscene for penis: derisive term for a man
Shmuts: Dirt, slime
Shnook: A patsy, a sucker, a sap, easy-going, person easy to impose upon, gullible
Shnorrer: A beggar who makes pretensions to respectability; sponger, a parasite
Shtik: Piece, routine: a special bit of acting
(A) Shtunk: A guy who doesn’t smell too good; a stink (bad odor) a lousy human
Verklempt: Extremely emotional. On the verge of tears. (See “Farklempt”)
Vos iz?: What’s the matter?
Zol zein!: Let it be! That’s all!
I shorted SDS at these levels and so can you!
Nov 19th
I am expecting a snapback rally sometime this week, I believe that as we are at-near closing lows, this may be the best chance you could ever get to go long the market.
I would like to caution that this is a very long term play (years) and also a very short term play (days).
The only ways to be able to get guarenteed returns in this market is to buy United states guarenteed goverment guarenteed securities).
More to come at closing bell, im just informing you all that this may be the time.
EDIT: I am cheering this stock up today, even though i am short, as when we get a 10% rally tommrow, the stock will go down to the 90s
Why Shorting SDS is in my opininion the greatest long term strategy for the average investor
Nov 8th
IF you look at the chart located HERE, you will see that over time, SDS does worse than its non leveraged counterpart SH.
This is caused by the Constant Leverage Trap, a problem with double leverage that causes below 200% returns.
The solution to the issue, and the way to achieve an over 200% return, In periods of volitility.
If you short this, or any of the leveraged ETF funds listed below, you may be able to better use ETF’S to maximize your profit
Short & UltraShort MarketCap ETFs:
| ETF Name | Ticker | Benchmark Index |
|---|---|---|
| Short QQQ | PSQ | Nasdaq-100 |
| Short Dow 30 | DOG | DJIA |
| Short S&P 500 | SH | S&P 500 |
| Short MidCap400 | MYY | S&P MidCap 400 |
| Short SmallCap600 | SBB | S&P SmallCap 600 |
| Short Russell2000 | RWM | Russell 2000 |
| UltraShort QQQ | QID | Nasdaq-100 |
| UltraShort Dow 30 | DXD | DJIA |
| UltraShort S&P 500 | SDS | S&P 500 |
| UltraShort MidCap400 | MZZ | S&P MidCap 400 |
| UltraShort SmallCap600 | SDD | S&P SmallCap 600 |
| UltraShort Russell2000 | TWM | Russell 2000 |
UltraShort Style:
| ETF Name | Ticker | Benchmark Index |
|---|---|---|
| UltraShort Russell1000 Value | SJF | Russell 1000 Value |
| UltraShort Russell1000 Growth | SFK | Russell 1000 Growth |
| UltraShort Russell MidCap Value | SJL | Russell MidCap Value |
| UltraShort Russell MidCap Growth | SDK | Russell MidCap Growth |
| UltraShort Russell2000 Value | SJH | Russell 2000 Value |
| UltraShort Russell2000 Growth | SKK | Russell 2000 Growth |
UltraShort Sector:
| ETF Name | Ticker | Benchmark Index |
|---|---|---|
| UltraShort Basic Materials | SMN | Dow Jones U.S. Basic Materials |
| UltraShort Consumer Goods | SZK | Dow Jones U.S. Consumer Goods |
| UltraShort Consumer Services | SCC | Dow Jones U.S. Consumer Services |
| UltraShort Financials | SKF | Dow Jones U.S. Financials |
| UltraShort Health Care | RXD | Dow Jones U.S. Health Care |
| UltraShort Industrials | SIJ | Dow Jones U.S. Industrials |
| UltraShort Real Estate | SRS | Dow Jones U.S. Real Estate |
| UltraShort Semiconductors | SSG | Dow Jones U.S. Semiconductors |
| UltraShort Oil & Gas | DUG | Dow Jones U.S. Oil & Gas |
| UltraShort Technology | REW | Dow Jones U.S. Technology |
| UltraShort Utilities | SDP | Dow Jones U.S. Utilities |
Short & UltraShort International:
| ETF Name | Ticker | Benchmark Index |
|---|---|---|
| Short MSCI Emerging Markets | EUM | MSCI Emerging Markets Index |
| Short MSCI EAFE | EFZ | MSCI EAFE Index |
| UltraShort MSCI EAFE | EFU | MSCI EAFE Index |
| UltraShort MSCI Emerging Markets | EEV | MSCI Emerging Markets index |
| UltraShort MSCI Japan | EWV | MSCI Japan Index |
| UltraShort FTSE/Xinhua China 25 | FXP | FTSE/Xinhua China 25 Index |
Now I included the regular short ETFs because I wanted to make a point. **The following Idea is a derivative of something I am trying to start a fund based upon** You can go 100% pro the s&p, dow, nasdaq.. etc. and get a better than 100% return against the index. Now some will argue that the Double Leverage trap dosent exist but I believe that it is an effective way to game this market.
My reccomendation for this week is to wait until tuesday to go long. I will Post another brief on monday night.
Diversify your bearishness, toss in the nasdaq: or why i like UltraShort QQQ ProShares (QID)
Nov 1st
Dont worry, Im not just gonna keep my hate located on the s&p 500, of all of the indexes, the nasdaq seems to be behaving the most bearish, as such I am recomennding UltraShort QQQ ProShares (QID).
It is important to make sure that you dont through all of your bags on to one new york city bums shopping cart.
That strand of geinus being said, although it might have better been left unsaid, the market could go anywhere right now, probably down, but it is my wholeharted opinion that by friday we will have an intense fear based sell off (probably on the gdp #s)
TooLongDidntRead: long QID
Chart of the day, pick of the day, UltraShort S&P500 ProShares (SDS)
Oct 30th
SDS is once again testing its recent range low, as such, I am reccomending it as a BUY with a sell order waiting for it at 108.49
I will also restate that it is my belief that the market is rangebound for the moment, as such, I am also reccomending taking some of the gains from your long positions and waiting for a better price to occur.
Remember, dont trade with what you cant afford to lose.
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