Hes actually part laser monster

Michael Phelps is a beast, hes absolutely the top out there, and he crushes all competition. So what does that make him America.

America, F— Yeah.

Yeah, you’d think that when the frech are all like, hey, you guys suck, well blow you away with our overpriced euros, bam, America gives you a nice housing recession in the face.

All im saying is, we are so going to kick europe in the face with a recovering economy, its the only 100% change i can see coming in currency over the next year, as we are definately going to recover first.

P.S. go for 8 Phelps, go for 8