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Why if you listened to my position on UltraShort MSCI Emerging Mrkts ProShares (EEV) You Made 40%+ today

Why if you Listened to me on EEV, you made money

If you did win with this trade today, my humble advice to you is to take the trade.

You got a 40% gain off my advice today, I fully expect a sell off day by close of thursday, as such, I am reversing my position on this stock.

Why I would be short UltraShort MSCI Emerging Mrkts ProShares (EEV)

It is afterall an emerging market, and as such, its much easier to sell at a obvious peek like we have right now, The constant leverage trap is providing you a excellent oppourtunity to make a quick 20% (remember to set out prices, otherwise this one might sting.

P.S. im going to be posting alot less from now on due to work, quit emailing me, it just pisses me off, use the contact me link above.

Why if I was still able to, I would be buying Apple Inc. (AAPL)

Its showtime

So AAPL is reporting tonight.

My suggestion is that this is a buy the rumor sell the news earnings report, in full reverse of the normal way to play a mac-rumor, I personally believe that no matter what happens to AAPL, the stock will be up 5+% tommrow.

I personally have gotten out of this market, I need to make sure my money is safe, because i may not be able to take out student loans this upcoming semester.

2009 Godaddy promo code and coupon list

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Working promo codes as of october 3rd

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Old Promo codes (let me clear this up, this is for reference, odds are they dont work)

OYH3 – $3 off / $6.95 any .COM (renewals too)

BTPS7 – 20% any order of $50 or more

BTPS255 – 25% off any order of $100 or more

OYH1 – 10% off whatever

OYH2 – $5 off a $30 purchase

BTPS50 – 50% off .co.uk domains

BTPS4 – 10% off anything

chill1 – 10% off

chill2 – $5 off $30

chill3 – $6.95 .coms

hash1 – 10% off

hash2 – $5 off $30

hash3 – $6.95 .com registration

gdd1101c – 10% off any order of $40 or more


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The edge version of the Iphone could be a better product

A bad version of the Iphone?

Recently it has come out that the new 3G iPhones are cracking at stress points, such as near the volume buttons, the headphone jack, the power button, and the connection port and many of these phones were reported to spend the entire time the owners had them inside a padded case. The iPhone 3G has one very important difference in manufacturing process, the metal case that existed in the original iPhone has been replaced with a glossy plastic (which is why the 3G iPhone is available with a white or black backing), and this would be a benefit to the iPhone, as it makes it look good, however with the cases breaking Apple (AAPL) has had to replace thousands of iPhones.

This all got me thinking, what does the 3G iPhone really have on the original edge iPhone?

Speed: Yes when you’re out and about the 3G iPhone will load pages faster, roughly 3 times faster, but with modern web pages the load time of the iPhones is measured in seconds. However, both phones work on Wi-Fi, and load the same National Geographic page for the iPhone in 17 seconds according to apple, so if you are sitting around at home, 3G iPhones and a edge iPhones should connect just as fast.

Price: Yes, the 3G iPhone is only 199$ but you can find an edge iPhone for only $100 on eBay in fairly good shape. In addition to this, by some reports, the 3G iPhone can cost the average user over $500 more over the span of the payment plan than what the original would have cost.

Firmware: This is what makes the iPhones work, and they are the same on both, both phones will use the same incredibly entertaining applications.

Hackability: This is a concern to some users, as they may be on T-mobile. Apparently while they both have been successfully hacked to work on any network that uses sim cards (sorry Verizon users in the United States), however I have been told that for future updates it is also easier to hack the edge network iPhone.

GPS: The only real unavoidable advantage of the 3G iPhone in my opinion is the GPS, however in areas like New York with tons of reference points for its Google (GOOG) driven cell phone pinging technology, the edge iPhone technology usually gives a good enough location to figure out your location.

Overall, the only superiority the new iPhone has is when your out and about, but that may not be a good idea, because you might break it.

Airlines forming Moonite Chart pattern

Moonite pattern seen on LCC

Typically bearish for the intraday- the moonite chart pattern has emerged in the charts of many of the airlines, the boston police have been called….

The airlines have suffered a dna shift and are now going down even when oil is, it may be time for a slight retracement and it coudl go over.

My suggestion would be a daytrade, dont wait overnight with these, and dont buy right at the open these stocks are notoriously dropping till about 10:30.

Jim Cramer quote from morning Joe Today

Earlier today, Jim Cramer, was on morning joe on msnbc when he uttered this jewel.

“JIMMY CARTER, MAY HE REST IN PEACE”

Problem is, President Carter is alive.

On the subject of death, im sorry to note that Randy Pausch, professor of CS in CMU has passed.

You may know the good doctor from his last lecture, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5_MqicxSo

I learned more in that hour and 15 minutes, from a professor I NEVER MET, than the majority of my teachers(and let me note here, not mentors) ever taught me.

Stephen Colbert Couldnt save my latest trades

So Circuit City Is getting pummled, It is the most clearly manipulated stock out there, and i am losing money, but i truly belive there is going to be some action some time quite soon, so im gonna hang on to it, wish me luck.

So, if anyone wants to comment im up for it.

Also, ive been getting tons of hits from my trip to soho for the get smart event, so if ANYONE wants me to start posting pictures of it, lay some comments down here, and ill consider it, and if i start making some adsense money from these visits instead of just the view and leaves, i might really do it, (dont click on them just because i said that, that would be wrong)

A break from the serious

I saw this photo online and i thought you all might like, can you guess who these are?

More money = Less Hair

The Best Shorts I’ve Seen in Years:

These three stocks represent what i like to call unnatural gas, they manage to have unnatural gains based upon a horrible oil market, its like the dot com boom, if you have oil or gas at the end of your name, you get bought

Fieldpoint Petroleum Corporation (FPP):

FPP is an oil company, and if you buy it now, it might come from all the way across the room and drink your milkshake

Mexco Energy Corporation (MXC):

Mexco Energy is a byproduct of the oil boom, the moment oil shrugs a dollar towards, the downside this stock will collapse like i hope the cancer inside Ted Kennedy does(keep fighting bro). Its just not going to make it

Pyramid Oil Company (PDO):

this is a Californian, mainly, oil company that sucks harder than the last time I was with [[Lindsay Lohan]]

Today I will gift you all with the most wonderfully bad charts i have ever ever seen, i mean betting on these stocks is the equivalent of betting on [[Hillary Clinton]].

Without further ado, the charts, with the crappy rises illustrated by my friend Mr. Hankey, remember kids, more fiber = better shorts:

Mr Hankey explains mxc

Mr Hankey Explains FPP

PDO, that sorta rhymes with poo